Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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