Sry I called you an 8
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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