You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
