these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
