Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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