im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
