its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
don't judge my taste in strippers
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Randomize
