So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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