your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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