i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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