oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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