So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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