Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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