Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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