I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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