and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
