You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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