How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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