he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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