Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
