Swine flu. Run for my life!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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