I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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