ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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