Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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