Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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