everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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