***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Houston, we have a blender
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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