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there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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