i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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