i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
send nudes
from the living room?
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