i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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