I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Randomize
