Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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