I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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