Its about making memories worth repressing
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
