pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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