So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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