The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
you're hired as official boob wrangler
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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