Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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