You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Bring me that man meat
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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