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youre lurking in front of me
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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