I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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