im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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