am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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