He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
