when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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