Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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