she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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