so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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