Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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