I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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