I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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