ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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